In honour of the extremely generous pledge of a marvellous £100.00 from Gordon of Proctor and Chester Measurement Limited, in just one week we will be launching Project: Lard, or "Can Jim lose some weight in order to get up a load of Irish hills without requiring medical assistance?" (Project: Lard seemed snappier).At the start of March, some sort of weigh in will take place, probably using some scales rather than any of PCM's first class load cells or their strain gauging service. But you never know.
Over the month we will see if any of the clean living tactics I will be adopting (no booze, eating properly, 800 press ups every morning) have made any impact at all. There will be some sort of graph involved so you can point and laugh at me in the street.
I'm already off the beer and the only minor physical difference I can detect is that MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS CONSUMED BY OBSESSIVE FANTASIES INVOLVING LAGER - as opposed to the usual ones involving breasts (and lager).
It's all gone a bit Zoo Magazine. I can only apologise.
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